Dib

An awesome person-thing.

WHOA! You just gave me 62378169876513978423678697823694817 dollars! Thanks, you big Dib! :)

by Mistral January 4, 2004

dib

Any computer that talks. Dib is short for DIgital Bitch.

The self-serve checkout aisle is full of dibs. Your phone company uses a dib to answer the phone

by mark718 October 3, 2012

dibs

expression used when an extremely unattractive person is near

be carful not to use in reference to someones mom
shit could get awkward

a heffer is approaching.
V- "DIBS!"
M- nice.

by Where am i February 14, 2008

dib

a stupid fucking idiot who doesn't know how to properly handle a situation with decent human common sense and can completely go below level of autism and dirt itself. mostly is given to a person who is majorely a stupid fuck or is just an asshole

"You know that one guy right, he's totally a fucking dib dude, I hate him so much."

by omgc00liobroksi3 August 31, 2018

Dib

A person who's so annoying and disrespectful you'd think they had a dick in their butt.

He always walking like he a dib , when he gets roasted.

by Kaynnie$ May 25, 2017

dibs

That shit mine and you can't do nothin bout it!! Short girls have no say so!!

Dibshas been called Syd Nesbitt so deal with it!!

by All defining MAN January 23, 2017

dibbing

anal sex

those two guys are dibbers. she's in to dibbing.

by cockshift May 26, 2010