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Self-diagnoser

A DID system wannabe who thinks it's quirky to have mental illness. They have traits similar to a twitter user, thinking that anybody who has common sense and goes against their wrongdoings is a dipshit while being an actual dipshit in the process.

They also have a habit of making up excuses, common ones being "I can't afford a doctor" or "Doctor scawy" or "I did ten minutes of research and did two sketchy tests and lied on all of them, so that means I do have DID!" It's basically just some edgy teens on twitter or Danganronpa discord servers with the mentality of a Facebook conspiracy theorist
Person actually diagnosed with autism : "Please get a doctor you fatherless Self-diagnoser"
Self-diagnoser : "No you're wrong and I'm right wawawwawawwawwaw"
by walfupunch February 16, 2022
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diageoliam

He's an unpublished model with a rapidly growing friend count of 11243 with some 17305 comments and over 150000 apparant profile views. Most of his comments are talking about how 'hot' he is. Reported to have been dating GayGod (Matthew Lush)
He registed on Myspace in 2006.
this myspace user is called diageoliam, wow.
by Jack Yarns December 5, 2007
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dagobah green

pot(dagohbah was yodas home planet in episodes 4-6, in episode 1 some guy tries to sell kwi-gon degobah greens, then in the new star wars gangsta rap yoda makes a reference to it)
"oh shit yoda on the scene
900 year feind smoking dagobah green!"
by nukkafett October 12, 2007
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mcdonald manager diagnosis

when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.
1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.

2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.

3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!

4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.
by MCDONALD'S MANAGER December 6, 2012
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Diabooty

A booty so large, it's at high risk of becoming diabetic.
DAYUMM!!! That bitch got a diabooty! Get her to a clinic immediately.
by kHan June 29, 2013
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swag diagonal

Someone who is beyond cool, even beyond swag up!
J-cookie "hey! Justin bieber is pretty swag diagonal huh?!?!"
Seven "Are you kidding me brehh???"
by KayNob and LDeboer May 5, 2013
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Self-Diagnosis

is the process of diagnosing, or identifying, medical conditions in oneself. It may be assisted by medical dictionaries, books, resources on the Internet, past personal experiences, or recognizing symptoms or medical signs of a condition that a family member previously had.
Self-diagnosis is prone to error and may be potentially dangerous if inappropriate decisions are made on the basis of a misdiagnosis.Because of the risks, self-diagnosis is officially discouraged by governments
by BrainonFire October 8, 2019
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