Dorm Buzzard

Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.

I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.

by Watchcow January 5, 2005

Doormat

Someone who's really nice, kind, generous and sweet; often also smart and funny. They can be outgoing and extroverted, but still allow certain/most people to walk all over them.
They are dedicated friends and partners, and infallibly there for anyone who needs them with advice, support, money, homework to be copied, and expect nothing in return.
They desperately wish one day that someone will call them a friend and mean it, but for now they are happy to be a friend to everyone else no matter what the personal cost.

They actually LIKE to be used, because at least it means they are needed in some small way.
People might see being a doormat as a sad and pathetic existence, but doormats are generally content with their standing.

"Alice, you're such a doormat- you let us walk all over you!"
"I don't mind, really. I'm your friend and I just want to be here for you"

by doormat-and-content September 20, 2012

Dorms

When you want to share a room with someone and move in together to do private stuff.

"Wanna dorms?"
"We can take this situation to the dorms."

by Marc1927 September 18, 2017

dormouse cheeks

The act of grinning that makes your cheeks fill out. Often used by British politicians and US Senators.

British PM Tony Blair is a prime example.

by Star Taymar May 20, 2005

Dormousegurner

An ecstacy consumer of diminutive stature, usually in posession of disproportionally large ears and teeth

see the swiggle on that Dormousegurner!! looked like it might bite..

by RShar April 27, 2008

dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010

Dorm Fridge

A small to mid-size refrigerator commonly used in dorm rooms. May have a poor "freezer" section.

After college, Scott noticed that his dorm fridge fit nicely under his office desk.

by smj23 January 20, 2010