davis

You know that kid that's always having sex at school and masturbating in class once he fucked a girl in the bathroom and was caught with cum all over his hand in class
Teacher says don't be like "davis"

Teacher says don't be like "davis"

by Madhawa December 14, 2019

Davis

A useless human. Someone who is consistently handicapped in life. If there is an uphill, they will find it

That bloke is a real Davis

by Eskay55 January 10, 2022

Davis

A pussy who crys when you steal his girl

You see michael? He fucked up a davis!

by michaeltookshanza June 14, 2018

Davis

A local Chinese man who pretends not to be Chinese but he definitely is because whereever he says he's from is not a real country.
Often homosexual.

"I'm from Scotland. Where are you from Davis?"
"Definitely not China."
"Sure you aren't."

by Deung Chow-Ping December 14, 2008

Davis

Gay, likes other men.
Upon hearing the term "time to suck the days dick" he asks "who and where is this day fellow"?

If you took Ron Jeremy, Rush Limbaugh, Hunter Moore and that ugly jew kirill, threw them all in a room with nothing but a 55 gallon drum of lube and handfuls of molly; Davis would still be gayer than the out come of that scenario

Mike:God that dudes a faggot.

Jerry: yea bro, total davis forsure.

by cartoons when you're 50 are cr October 14, 2015

Davis

Slang for a Chinese person and is often confused for Korean.

Comes from UC Davis which has a large Chinese population. Used in lieu of Berkeley which has a larger Chinese population.

"Wow! This noodle place is filled with Davis!"

by Deung Chow-Ping December 14, 2008

davis

Your very own mother. usually your not supposed to know about this.

"Hi mom"
"Hi"
"are you a davis?"
BLAM BLAM BLAM!

by I'm actually davis March 17, 2009