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Davis'd

Figure of speech:

Damned. Helpless. Broken. Destroyed. Misconfigured.
My computer no longer works, it has been Davis'd.
by Steve Davis April 17, 2006
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Davis'd

A footballing term, more specifically related to the kick - where one intends to kick the ball in a straight direction, but instead awkwardly skews the ball basically sideways, much to the displeasure of the intended receiver.
*Johnathan aims to kick the ball to Frederick but instead the ball lands in the creek located 25 metres to Fredericks left*

Frederick: Fuck man you royally davis'd that one!
Johnathan: Yeah I know, sorry.
by Shanosaurus April 11, 2010
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D'ari davis

A guy who rides dicks and cums inside another man...
by NunyaAnonymous May 17, 2016
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Jason .D. Davis jr

Jason .D. davis jr

Jason is a nice, funny, and cute, man with a split personality there are for sides.

1. devil - devil Is a women who don't care about men but instead women she can be bad wen mad and she is born in heaven and has angle wings.

2.angle - angle is born in hell he is evil, cute, and funny, and is adored by women he has devil wing to.

3. dangle - dangle is a gender changer has 1 side devil 1 side angle and is bi.

4. Jason - Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason in a wonderful man. and is often called JJ and is a GOD and is a cuzin of death, Jesus, and the devil him self.
Ann - hay is that Jason .D. Davis jr?
Jim - oh you mean JJ ya thats him and I herd men like him are rear.
karma - hm.
ann - karma no!
karma - karma yes.
JJ - wut going on.
by sylveonmaster December 17, 2018
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Davis dip

When you insert a finger or an object into your dickhole.
Hey! I just Davis Dipped myself with this Cheeto!
by JewBoy98 February 14, 2018
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Davis-Douglass Disorder

When one confuses two popular people, places, or things that are complete opposites, leading to a major foot-in-your-mouth moment.
"Jefferson Davis was heavily involved in anti-slave activities while Frederick Douglass was heading the confederacy."-Meghan
"You mean the complete and total opposite."-Daphne
"Their names sound so similar! Damn my Davis-Douglass Disorder!"-Meghan
*A few minutes later*
"Wait, which one is which again?"-Meghan
by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 28, 2008
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davis dollar

A Davis Dollar is earned when you enter "blackout" stage in a late night of drinking and wake up to a very attractive member of the opposite sex.

Now, if a Davis Dollar is earned the person who calls it must buy there buddy 1 alcoholic beverage of there choice.
" I don't know what happened, I just woke up and jenny was there naked in my bed"

" Dude, thats totally a Davis Dollar"

"I'll take a Bud"
by Jessica Morales April 7, 2008
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