a band with amazing palm mutes..amazing lyrics..amazing riffs!great vocalist too!simply a band to listen too!
by tripwire013 July 18, 2006
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pronounced "day-bob," a slang term used in the Pacific Northwest, mainly in the Puget Sound area and northern Oregon.
Derived from Dabob Bay, Washington.
1) Cool, exciting.
2) Ridiculous, incredible.
Generally: used as adjective or adverb, Dabob is a term meaning "cool," "defamatory," "sexual," or any number of other things, depending on context and inflection.
Derived from Dabob Bay, Washington.
1) Cool, exciting.
2) Ridiculous, incredible.
Generally: used as adjective or adverb, Dabob is a term meaning "cool," "defamatory," "sexual," or any number of other things, depending on context and inflection.
1) "Man, that shit was totally dabob. Am I right?" (In this example, synonym for going gangbusters)
2) "Hey, don't dabob my steak. I Dabob's all day curing that baby, and I'll be dabobed before I let you suck it down without givin' me no dabob for the effort." (In this example, dabob serves as a rough synonym for taking without authorization, getting screwed, and givin' love to a brotha)
3) Easy proxy for any song lyric that you can't remember (e.g., da-bob-bob, day-bobo-ran)
2) "Hey, don't dabob my steak. I Dabob's all day curing that baby, and I'll be dabobed before I let you suck it down without givin' me no dabob for the effort." (In this example, dabob serves as a rough synonym for taking without authorization, getting screwed, and givin' love to a brotha)
3) Easy proxy for any song lyric that you can't remember (e.g., da-bob-bob, day-bobo-ran)
by high tide 6868 July 27, 2009
Get the Dabob mug.Dashboard Confessional is a wondrous band that has excellent lyrics, many, many fans, awesome live shows, a very hot Chris Carrabba and causes many 'haters' to hate them because of the smart lyrics that can not be found in the Limp Bizkit songs they dearly love. And because they cant get any.
Me:Dashboard Confessional is the best ever!
Random Hater:They suck, just like you!
Me:Yea I bet you dont get any!
Random Hater:They suck, just like you!
Me:Yea I bet you dont get any!
by jackjrham August 8, 2004
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Revolutionary band that decided that the best way to make music is to cut off their own testicles and write lyrics about problems that melodramatic teenagers have. At first, they wanted to play Goth music, paint their fingernails, and write in blogs. This doesn't make too much money so they moved on to downsizing to an entire new ensemble (with their parents money of course). Bought new acoustic guitars, a lighter drumset, haircuts, and new knifes to cut their wrists with.
After the transformation, the lead singer had a revelation. He realized that his balls were the reason they weren't making any money. He had surgery to get them removed that way his voice was higher. After the removal, he experienced a strange side effect in which the recipient feels depressed all the time (probably cause he has no balls).
After writing some songs, the band needed some lyrics. The default backup lyrics writer had no balls, could he do it? Why yes, yes he did. Unfortunately, all he wrote about was his ex-girlfriends, failed attempts to cut his wrists, his bottle of zoloft, and his cool sneakers.
The band was an immediate hit, the lyrics hit the problems of every melodramatic, mildly retarded teenager of America. I mean, the music made the listeners have more confidence (Some guy with no balls makes alot of money, thats gotta raise someones confidence).
After they sold theirselves to the devil, they made a music video to put on MTV. The worst TV station ever created.
In conclusion, if you are looking for music that will make you want to slit your wrists, beat the shit out of your ex girlfriend, masturbate to kiddy porn, and cry all day, you've found it. Dashboard Confessional.
They have a book coming out soon, its called "How to produce shit and make money!". (Publisher: MTV)
After the transformation, the lead singer had a revelation. He realized that his balls were the reason they weren't making any money. He had surgery to get them removed that way his voice was higher. After the removal, he experienced a strange side effect in which the recipient feels depressed all the time (probably cause he has no balls).
After writing some songs, the band needed some lyrics. The default backup lyrics writer had no balls, could he do it? Why yes, yes he did. Unfortunately, all he wrote about was his ex-girlfriends, failed attempts to cut his wrists, his bottle of zoloft, and his cool sneakers.
The band was an immediate hit, the lyrics hit the problems of every melodramatic, mildly retarded teenager of America. I mean, the music made the listeners have more confidence (Some guy with no balls makes alot of money, thats gotta raise someones confidence).
After they sold theirselves to the devil, they made a music video to put on MTV. The worst TV station ever created.
In conclusion, if you are looking for music that will make you want to slit your wrists, beat the shit out of your ex girlfriend, masturbate to kiddy porn, and cry all day, you've found it. Dashboard Confessional.
They have a book coming out soon, its called "How to produce shit and make money!". (Publisher: MTV)
by Veritas_Aequitas May 13, 2005
Get the dashboard confessional mug.An amazing emo band with amazing lyrics. Before you people go an bash their songs, because you've "earned" something about the so called emo stereotype, freakin' listen to the damn songs, mmkay? The lyrics are amazingly written, and you have no damn right what so ever to bash them.
I am, Vindicated, I Am selfish, I am Wrong, I Am Right I Swear I'm right I Swear I Knew It All Along...<333
by Savanna<3 May 30, 2005
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