Brain Damage

What happens when you discover any type of pornografic content when you are less that 10 years old.

Me: Personally, i have a theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.

by Fgyjt March 6, 2022

Trollateral Damage

Repercussions and damage incurred as a result from a troll, by people who are not the intended recipients of said troll.

"Oh man, Lyly was so pissed off about that troll we did this morning... Oh well, just trollateral damage"

by Reverend_Karl May 13, 2010

thats alot of damage

A meme about a guy poking holes in a bucket in a Flex Tape ad. Some times added "How about some MORE?"

Now thats alot of damage.

by This is illegal September 6, 2018

good damage

good damage comes from popular show bojack horseman. the phrase means damage that helps or contributes to yourself in a positive way. the opposite is bad damage, which only serves to make you an angry, regretful person. plain damage fits in there too. plain damage is just the type of trauma and hurt that just stays there, doing virtually nothing. you remember, it hurts, but it doesnt make you better or worse. kind of like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs leaves damage on the earth, but the damage changes little to nothing about the area.

therapist: "how would you say your damage has changed you?"
person 1: "id say i have good damage. i think my trauma made me a better person."

by weirdossss October 3, 2023

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

My main man Phil Swift goes insane whilst stabbing a bucket's bottom in a Flex Tape commercial. He then pulls a chainsaw out of his asshole and start cutting the bucket even more

Woman: The Hurricane hit our house!

Man: THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

by HotManAss36 July 29, 2018

attack its weak point for massive damage

A phrase said at E3 by a Sony rep, while playing one of the new "exciting and innovative" sony games.

It is now an infamous phrase used among sony haters.

"such innovative play"

"you can attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE"

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? June 11, 2006

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018