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Cursed Romantic

Cursed Romantics are the most oblivious people on the planet. They are people that are good looking, confident, and get people to fall for them without even knowing it. These people are also great romantics who enjoy nothing better than being with someone, but never have the chance to do so because of the curse. The curse is a cycle of 9 steps.
Step 1.The person with the curse likes a person.

Step 2.The cursed person decides after spending a little time with the person that they are not getting the reaction they'd like from the person and try to move on.

Step 3.The cursed moves on to another person in an attempt to get over the last person.

Step 4.Person that the cursed liked originally realizes that they have extremely strong feelings for the cursed.

Step 5.Cursed obliviously follows after 2nd person, who is also not getting the relationship they want.

Step 6.This following of another person by the cursed causes the original liked person to become sad and hearbroken, especially since the cursed to too oblivious to notice that they original has finally returned their feelings for them.

Step 7.A long time later, the oblivious cursed romantic will found out that their original person liked them back. They will try to go after that person.

Step 8.Only to find that person dating a person that is one of your friends but lesser than you (not as good looking, fatter, drab, ect.).

Step 9.This causes the cycle to start over again.
Girl 1: " Did you hear that Steven never had a girlfriend? He seems like the kind who would have had a lot."

Girl 2: "Yeah, it's not like he's gay, he's just a cursed romantic."
by Disonnance January 7, 2011
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Double hand wave perv curve

A double hand wave perv curve is a grabbing motion of the hands at the same time, in which you use to say goodbye to a hot girl!!
Drama was caught using a Double hand wave perv curve in the last episode of the 3rd season of Rob's Fantasy Factory.
by Spike0625 October 6, 2010
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curve

1. v: to (deliberately) counter, or otherwise reject an individual's direct or (more often than not) indirect sexual advances (especially when said individual assumes they will get sex or is attempting to lure/seduce you); to deny/reject an individual's expression of interest

1. n: the act of withholding or rejecting sex from an individual who has the intentions of having relations with you; the act of rejecting an individual's advances or expressions of interest

if you reject someone, you in essence , "curve them"
*3 in the morning*
Joe: "mmm, ima text keisha tonight & get her to my place.... to "chill" i know she's down for whatever"

*next day*
friend: "bruh did u smash last night??"
Joe: "nah, the b*tch curved me :/ "

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old guy: "Hey baby girl, can i get your number so i can get to know you??"

single girl: "nah, ..uh i'm..taken o__O"

old guy just got curved ;D
by maliipop May 28, 2013
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CureDatCancer

A cancer awareness movement in New Orleans Louisiana founded by the Big Easy Mafia organization. CureDatCancer is responsible for raising massive amounts of money for local cancer organizations in and around the New Orleans metro area.
There is a huge childhood cancer awareness fundraiser in Champions Square before the Saints game, we're going to "CureDatCancer" in NOLA.
by NOLAmayor May 13, 2016
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Darwins Curve

Curve on San Francisco Bay Bridge at Yerba Buena Island fitted in late 2009 which challenges the 200 thousand plus daily drivers with Darwins Law of "natural selection".
In the two months after the "S" curve was built into the Bay Bridge; 16 million vehicles crossed the bridge with only 44 accidents at Darwins Curve.
by jim christ November 10, 2009
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Cursed

something you'd find very scary and possibly you'd become cursed just by seeing, saying, smelling, hearing, making, etc. you will regret lots of stuff about it.
dawg: hey look at this cursed image
tracer: shizz man that's creepy yet blessed
by 11DefinitelyNOTContentX09 December 23, 2018
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Cursed Image

A type of internet trend that includes images that are abnormal or off-putting.

These particular images may not necessarily be scary or disturbing, but they use multiple of the following attributes to achieve their style of oddity.

1. Gross: The photo may be disgusting, or include things that are gory and vulgar.

2. Scary: The picture uses dark figures, scary imagery, odd angles, and off-putting or uncanny imagery.
3. Abnormal: The picture takes something and puts it in a scenario where it is out of place, distorted, or edited.
4. Disappointing: The picture is of something that is a mistake or accidental.
5. Comical: The picture is parodying something or is making something look funny.
This cursed image of spider man is really, weird. Ugh!
by Harambe Glue July 29, 2018
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