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curb snot 

Your gooey insides that remain on the pavement after you have been hit by car, bus or horse-drawn carriage.
One day you're walking down the street, going to your girlfriend's, and the next thing you know...POW! you're curb snot!
curb snot by Pedro North Pole April 13, 2009
Related Words

Curb Alert

An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.
Your mom is a curb alert
Curb Alert by dontUwish2 July 14, 2010

Curb Shame

The feeling that you must remove some of the alcoholic bottles/cans from your recycling bin because you fear the neighbors reaction to the amount collected since last Monday morning and today is Thursday.
Husband: Wow, I didn't realize we drank so many beers during the week. Half the recycling is bottles.

Wife: Why don't you take some of them to the grocery store recycling, I can't handle the curb shame from the older neighbors who walk their dogs by the house early in the morning.
Curb Shame by mixgochix October 5, 2011

curb your enthusiasm 

The greatest television series of all time. The comedy follows the hilarious life of Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld.
I watch Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO.

curb your dog 

"Curb Your Dog" signs are often found in cities and in suburban areas where people live. These signs are gentle reminders to dog walkers to have their dogs do their natural excretory business ( ie #1/ urine and #2/bowl movements of all textures) at the curb- the physical interface between the sidewalk and street such that remnants of the dog's activities do not impact pedestrians. Although there seems to be some confusion online about the technical and legal meaning of this idea, as with most things, the simple, literal one makes most sense and is most likely to create the most good will. The best way for a dog owner to minimize negative impacts on the general community is to bring their dog to the curb, or better yet the street, so that fewer pedestrians will have to negotiate the urine puddles and and excrement smears. Even dog excrement that has been attempted to be removed by diligent owners (which is appreciated), it is often not completely removed (granted it'd take a scrubbing), and thus contributes to unnecessary yukiness on many sidewalks. Especially since curbing a dog is such a practical way towards minimizing this urban concern, curbing dogs to the curb is a win win approach. Dog lovers and dog owners love good neighbors.
curb your dog by RexManifold October 30, 2013

Curb Douche

n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.
Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.
Curb Douche by The Atomic Pun July 14, 2009