curb appeal

The aesthetic charm of a house when first seen from the road; a home-improvement television program first aired on Home & Garden Television (HGTV).

"Look at that cute little cottage! See how well kept the garden is? See the beautiful swing chair on the porch? That house has great curb appeal!"

by Christine Puff April 20, 2007

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A Current Affair

Morons reporting about morons.

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...

by PomiWells April 12, 2012

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left curve gang

Any man whose erect penis bends slightly to the left belongs to the Left curve gang. Usually women prefer left curved members.

Her: " Is your dick straight?"
Him: " Of course babe, what else?"
Her: " Shame because I prefer LEFT CURVE GANG!"

Im part of the left curve gang

by yung bodoni June 15, 2018

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YRG Curse

The YRG is a curse caused by twitch streamer YourRage. The curse is caused when someone makes fun of YourRages glass knees and shoulders causing them to get injured.

Homie : Aye you hear that AMP Chris got hurt after making YourKnee jokes.

Me: Damn that’s tuff he really got the YRG Curse.

Homie : You remember when we were watching the stream last night and I said Rage Bones Are Weak and he’s made of glass.

Me: Yeah, Why?

Homie: Well........... my knee has been hurting

Me: LMAOOOOOOOOO. Imagine can’t be me.

by YourFavoriteGrunt June 27, 2021

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