by Jaygie July 30, 2007
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by Deathtrap69 March 19, 2016
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by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016
Get the Cumflakes mug.A woman that her face looks like an ogre, even Shrek is better looking.
An ugly bitch woman that never been happy no matter what.
Everybody hates her at her workplace because she is mean to everyone especially a bitch to pretty girls that guys at work like.
Workaholic, short, fat girl who works around the clock but never productive and pretend the business owner is her husband by calling him “honey.”
A woman who looks way older (75) then she is (35) due to lack of sex. She tries to have sex with every guy and or dog she sees by giving them drugs or alcohol, she has with her at all time hoping today is the day it will finally happen and still hope and waiting.
An ugly bitch woman that never been happy no matter what.
Everybody hates her at her workplace because she is mean to everyone especially a bitch to pretty girls that guys at work like.
Workaholic, short, fat girl who works around the clock but never productive and pretend the business owner is her husband by calling him “honey.”
A woman who looks way older (75) then she is (35) due to lack of sex. She tries to have sex with every guy and or dog she sees by giving them drugs or alcohol, she has with her at all time hoping today is the day it will finally happen and still hope and waiting.
“She is so fucking ugly!!! She looks like Shrek.”
“Yeah, she has a Cuntface.”
“Did you see? she writes me up; I was late 1 minute from lunch.”
“What a Cuntface! It’s because of the guys here like you.”
“Who would marry you? You Cuntface”
“ did you see this ugly bitch creature, she took the IT guy to her office and offered him some pills and heavy alcohol so he would have sex with her. “
“OMG, she is a Cuntface. “
“Exactly! a Cuntface. “
“I wouldn’t be surprised if she put peanut butter in her pussy so her dog can lick it.
what a Cuntface.”
“Yeah, she has a Cuntface.”
“Did you see? she writes me up; I was late 1 minute from lunch.”
“What a Cuntface! It’s because of the guys here like you.”
“Who would marry you? You Cuntface”
“ did you see this ugly bitch creature, she took the IT guy to her office and offered him some pills and heavy alcohol so he would have sex with her. “
“OMG, she is a Cuntface. “
“Exactly! a Cuntface. “
“I wouldn’t be surprised if she put peanut butter in her pussy so her dog can lick it.
what a Cuntface.”
by I’m the chosen one 1983 May 26, 2018
Get the Cuntface mug.A dirty bitch who stabs you ( her ‘ best friend’) in the back and can’t tell the truth to save her life . Commonly found around husbands at bbq parties .
by RedneckHippyCowgirl July 9, 2019
Get the Cuntsnake mug.A very offensive term coined by the Youtuber Mini Ladd, who ironically turned out to be a pedophile almost exactly three years later. Who knows how many "cuntflaps" he violated?
Mini Ladd: "Oh, there he is!" *The time runs out* "NO, YOU CUNTFLAP!"
Vanoss: "What?"
Nogla: "What's a cuntflap?"
Vanoss: "What?"
Nogla: "What's a cuntflap?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2021
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