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Stay Crunchy

An informal farewell at ones departure

The phrase is used interjectionally to or by one departing. The phrases origins come from a source that will remain nameless and their love of random words being put together to make phrases that make no logical sense but sound like they should
Sam: Aight yo, I'm out

Max: Aight cool man, stay crunchy

Sam: Aight cool... Wait what?
by GENX001 December 15, 2009
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Crunchy Toothbrush

When a man cums in your mouth 'by mistake' - you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.
Matilda was upset that Robert 'mistakenly' ejaculated in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. She politely excused herself after their intercourse session and 'mistakenly' spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.
by SnowyD June 16, 2013
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cunchiva

A word made up of Cunt, Bitch and Diva
Damn, my wife is being a cunchiva today!
by Dwnhnc81 June 3, 2016
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crunchy nipples

What happens to a chicks nipples after you cum on them and then allow it to dry and harden.
After the cum dried on her tits she had crunchy nipples the rest of the night.
by Assbark April 1, 2010
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crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way
everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)
by professor chaos May 23, 2003
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Conky (Conchy) Joe

Any white native or longtime resident of The Bahamas. Also, a Bahamian cocktail similar to a White Russian, with coconut rum being substituted for vodka.
These Conky (Conchy) Joes are trying to keep the black man down, here in these Bahamian islands.
by carydog January 23, 2009
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Conchy

Sexually ignited, turned on, or horny. In need of serious and immediate sexual intercourse.
Shalora: Oh my god, I am so conchy! I need to get some deek tonight or I'm going to have to click my own mouse!!
Ranaynay: I know right? I'm so conchy right now I can't even think straight.
by Shalora & Ranaynay August 5, 2008
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