Cumpaper

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it

Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!

by Yoadseem August 21, 2020

Cumphobia

The irrational fear of semen/a male's cum.

"My girlfriend never sucks me off these days. Idk if she's tired of me, or she just has cumphobia."

by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

Cumpernikkle

Cum colliding mud air and exploding like a firework on the forth of july

Bro last night Brandon and I cumpernikkled , it was magical

Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now

by horndorninthecastle April 3, 2021

Funny Cummy

To cum on a woman's face while laughing causing confusion on both the viewer and the woman.

Bro did you se adrian last night he pulled a funny cummy and recorded it!

by Elvico February 4, 2021

Alexandru Cumpănasu

Our God,with the biggest dick in the world,the best fucker

Alexandru Cumpănasu si-a dat upgrade la ciocan

by Karmanigger69 March 2, 2021

cummy butt

Cummy Butt is the nice slippery feeling between ones ass cheeks after a man ejaculates in your anus.

As I walked into the living room to get the phone I realized I had cummy butt and I smiled.

by Anal Annie August 26, 2006

cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007