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cummie daddy

Cummie daddies are the broke ass version of sugar daddies, but a hundred times more fun for the whole family, giving you not money, but what you really want in life... The cummie daddy lives, strives and dies to give you the cummies. No matter when or where you want it, cummie daddy is there with the cummies, as long as you want them bad enough.
My cummie daddy came over last night. No like he came over. It was everywhere.
by Cummie Daddy November 13, 2015
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cumfiesta

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.
Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.
by keyshaw May 2, 2004
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Cumbies

A.K.A. "Cumberland Farms", the convenience store that is as much a part of New England culture as small towns, overpriced colleges, and always-failing sports teams are. The preferred hangout for teens who live in towns without much else to do.
Stop at Cumbies and pick up some milk on your way home.
by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003
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cumminsense

Redneck for forcible common sense. The act of holding someone's lips to your junk and making em suck it til they have the ability to think clearly and effectively in the most basic of everyday situations.
Hey dipshit vaping that vape and smoking that blunt tweeting that tweet while yer driving in heavy traffic, put yer fucktard lips on my exhaust pipe and suckit til you get some damn cumminsense.
by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018
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Cumsies

When a teenager precums in his pants,it is referred to as cumsies.
" While sitting in class, little confused Steve went cumsies while looking at his reading teacher"
by The Best Entertainer October 19, 2009
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Cummie Worms

When you bust a nut all over her face, the strings still connecting from your Dick to her lips.
Man this bitch sacked my Dick so good so I gave her some cummie worms
by Cummie Man January 1, 2017
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cummie

a cummie is like a communist however they are more slutty
are your a cummie?

yes

wanna go out sometime?

sure
by shitheadman February 8, 2021
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