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Yes, you may touch my cutlet now
by Myron Shitlitz March 14, 2015
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crumb cutlet

When you take a girl to the beach and either fuck her or recieve a blow job. Then after you are done ejaculating onto her face, you grab a handful of sand and throw it into her face. Then you proceed to run away screaming "cumb cutlet!"
That bitch was pissing me off so I gave her the crumb cutlet down at the beach and then left her there.
by rhflip85 September 17, 2008
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Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"
by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006
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chicken cutlet

as the male is making sweet love to his woman on the beach he retracts the penis from the female and releases himself onto her face. then throws sand at the sperm which in turn makes her face resemble a chicken cutlet
"did u just cum on my face and then throw sand at it" sara

"hell yeah bitch, i chicken cutlet ur face!"
by jimbo kelly December 13, 2007
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Cumfetti

When 3 or more people "spooge" simultaniously.
"D00d me and your twin sisters made sweet cumfetti all over your mom's face it was truely epic lulz."
by patrick fuhken williams April 7, 2008
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chicken cutlet

Usually a summertime move, while having sex on a beach, the man busts a nut on his girl's face then procedes to grab her by the back of the head and shove her face in the sand and "breading" it like a chicken cutlet.
Mike was pissed at his girl for fucking his brother so after fucking her one last time on the beach, he gave her a chicken cutlet.
by Paulieg January 4, 2007
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crumbed cutlet

It is a sandy vagina
sex on the beach results in a crumbed cutlet
by Daniel P Amos May 27, 2008
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