Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
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Cumbleberry: When your girlfriend goes out and gets another mans load shot in her. and tries to clean up with toilet paper and comes home and you eat her out and you get a mouth full of cumbleberries.
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Cummer: Bruh I totally overflowed that slut over there’s Cumples a while back, I enjoyed it immensely!
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?
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