Cacti cuckoo

Someone who loves cacti, probably has a japenese one and feeds them, no social life, just cacti

Omg that girl is so cacti cuckoo !

by Savanna.serene July 7, 2017

Grandfather Cuckoo

To pass the time, have your submissive partner lay on their back. Squat over their face and rhythmically swing your nut sack from side to side in front of your partners face, much like a pendulum. The pendulum motion is not the only resemblance to a clock, as you can faintly hear a ticking with each swing, or better yet, a "smacking" as your nuts strike your partners cheeks with each swing. But this is no ordinary grandfather clock, it is also a Cuckoo clock! But no bird is coming out of this "clock". Instead an 8.5" turd out of your squatting anus right onto the submissive below! Extra Points for nailing the "Cuckoo" on the hour, and without skipping a swing of that pendulum.

My boy Jesse asked how much I know about rare clocks, so I explained I had in fact the rarest of the rare. He need not do anything except lay down and let me unveil to him the Grandfather Cuckoo! He was tickled by the nuts smacking his face, however he was not amused when in an attempt to produce the most beautiful Cuckoo Turd, I exploded diarrhea all over him instead. Let this be a lesson to you, that a trip to Ryans Steakhouse for the Beefaroni is not advised prior to performing the Grandfather Cuckoo.

by SCP2023 April 26, 2023

Clean as a Cuckoo’s nest

When one cleans up by putting their mess on someone else

The dad saw that Zara had cleaned her room by putting all her toys and mess in her sister’s room. The dad said, Zara, your room is as clean as a cuckoo’s nest.

by Kimster2025 March 8, 2026

cuckzone

The area a man finds himself in when he walks in on his wife sleeping with another man and she friendzones him.

Alternatively, the state of being friendzoned after the man has already had sex with the woman in question.

This is further the case when the man in question acts much like a cuckold or one who has been friendzoned. That is, taking vicarious enjoyment from the woman's sexual pleasure and/or trying to be as nice as possible to her in hopes he can resume intercourse with her.

"We'll still always be good friends; you're like a brother to me."
~Chick saying this to a guy while he is being cuckzoned, her being pounded by a stranger in front of him.

by Papa Dwarf August 17, 2016

Cuckold Voyeur

Someone that enjoys watching their spouse have sex with another person.

I enjoy watching my wife have sex with her lover making me a, cuckold voyeur.

by Dancerooster June 24, 2021

Cuckold Creampie

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.

She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.

by Learning is power November 17, 2014

Cucko

Noun
Commonly used on porn platforms originating in non-English speaking nations as an alternative term for a “bull,” or a male who is engaging in sex with a cheating partner.

Verb.
The act of deeming a sex partner as a cucko.

N. “My cuckold husband is not fond of our new cucko.”

N. “The cuko has sex with the wife while the cuckold watches.”

V. “If you want a new bull, I will cucko your friend.”

V. “After I cucko you, my husband will be exited.”

by TheLinguistickey January 26, 2022