corpse cruncher

A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)

I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.

by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004

crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

by Super Steve February 25, 2020

Crunchilishious

1.when something is undeniably ownage.

2.to eat something undeniably crunchy.

1. That shit is crunchilishious

2. dam those nuggets are mighty crunchilishious!

by opraah July 17, 2007

Crunchfest

The meal between Lunch and Dinner

Chrunchfest: The meal between Lunch and dinner

Person 1: I can’t wait to get home for school and eat crunchfest !

Person 2: Make sure you don’t spoil your dinner!

by Ehopp12 November 14, 2017

Crunchel

Noun.) A Crunchel is a piece of chip that has been separated from a normal piece. Similar to a chip crumb, a crunchel is usually made of tortilla chip. A crunchel is often made accidentally when the chip is dipped into Salsa/Queso.

"Oh no! Someone dropped a crunchel into the Salsa!"

by The best person, of course! May 17, 2018

upchuck cruncher

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches

Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

by cum guzzling bitches July 30, 2009

sac cruncher

a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.

my girl just gave me a sac cruncher

by mtballa323 December 7, 2010