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Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.
He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!
by No Internal Monologue August 23, 2010
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Crumbletin

Crumbletin ate a pie.
Crumbletin creamed an eye.
Crumbletin made me cry.
Crumbletin left to die.

Crumble is the man you rapes your daughter.
Tin is the woman who chops your son's balls off.
ee i ee i oh penis cakes crumbletin
by dj lance July 11, 2011
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Crumpet bashing

Let's do some crumpet bashing tonight
by RichardNixonisBae March 4, 2016
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crumley

A funny guy. A person who jokes a lot.
That guy is such a crumley.
by dr.bigword October 5, 2016
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crumpet cock

A cock eating English man "Crumpet Cock"
"You my friend should stop being a crumpet cock. "
by Trilliam_180 November 15, 2016
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Chumlet

A name for your best friend. When they are called 'Chumlet' they should know that they are your best friend and you love them so much
'CHUMLET!'
'Your my number one Chumlet'
by Your Chumlet January 30, 2019
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Crumpet Cruncher

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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