The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief
Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!
by dashibbymeister November 12, 2009
Get the Crowning King mug.When you really have to poop and it's getting to a point beyond your control. On the verge of shitting your pants.
Teacher: Yes, Daniel?
Daniel: Please Mrs. Richards I have to go to the bathroom! I'm crowning sir duke over here!
Daniel: Please Mrs. Richards I have to go to the bathroom! I'm crowning sir duke over here!
by PackaPackaBowl June 29, 2011
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by Ineisto October 9, 2016
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Get the Crawlingflour mug.Someone who wants to literally be their significant other/friend/acquaintance. They constantly need to be touching you or around you, and if they don’t see you for a day, they complain about it. If someone they like to be around hangs out with other friends without them, they also complain about it. They are obsessed with quantity over quality.
“Dude Chelsea is crawling inside your bellybutton lately”
“Why is your friend acting like she/he wants to literally be you? She’s/He’s crawling inside your bellybutton”
“Why is your friend acting like she/he wants to literally be you? She’s/He’s crawling inside your bellybutton”
by User123sike456 December 20, 2020
Get the Crawling inside your bellybutton mug."When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
Get the crawling bat mug.(ˈwȯl-krȯl--ləng): Verb. The rural equivalent of mall-crawling. In small or isolated towns where there are no mall, clubs, or real entertainment venues, the denizens will often hang out at the local Wal-Mart to stave off boredom. Since Wal-Mart is generally open 24/7, this can also double as nightlife (for those who aren't too picky).
Example: "My brother and I wanted to drive to Austin and see a show, but I didn't have enough money. So we hit up Taco Bell and then went Wall-crawling."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."
by Yachohime August 25, 2013
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