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Chopping lumber

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"
Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
by Snipervert March 3, 2010
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copping off

kissing someone a.k.a snogging, making out
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Clopping

When someone named Tim watches my little pony hentai
"Tim was out clopping last night"
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Chopping

Also many times known as choppin. This is a term for hitting on a girl. Most times one asks their friend if they are chopping by yelling ( Friends name) you be choppin? Another method used to prevent the one being chopped on from hearing the question is to make karate chop motions up and down many times quickly in the air with both hands.
Looks like John over there is chopping on that hot red head in the white dress.

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Hey Mike you be chopping on that girl cause if not I am moving in.
by Dan nad and adn nad nda November 13, 2010
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crapping

hanging out where there is the highest concentration of great deals and values (like pack animals, which defecate near the areas where they frequently hunt or graze)
"We were just crapping at the Piggly-Wiggly and saw soup on sale, 3-for-$1."
by jackie brodenheezer November 15, 2005
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crapping

Defined as defecating, pooping or shitting; The Act of.
History:
It has often been claimed in popular culture that a euphemism for human waste, "crap", originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories. The most common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e. "I'm going to the crapper."8

The word crap is actually of Middle English origin, and first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1846 under a reference to a crapping ken, or a privy, where ken means a house.8

Its most likely etymological origin is a combination of two older words, the Dutch krappen, to pluck off, cut off, or separate; and the Old French crappe, or siftings or waste or rejected matter, from medieval Latin crappa, chaff.8

As Thomas Crapper launched his company in 1861 and only gained fame much later, there is therefore no direct link between his name and the colloquialism, except one of coincidence.
Boy:Let me in to pee!
Girl: Not now I'm crapping.
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chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job
Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.
by makavelli sager February 10, 2005
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