Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie

“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !

by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021

Cropdusting

Verb - The practice of Cropdusting is when you pass gas just before a rollercoaster speeds up - making your gas “fertilise” the “field” of people behind you.

“Hey man, I just cropdusted the entire ride, it was fucking hilarious”

“Did you hear Matt’s intending on cropdusting everyone at Alton Towers?”

by Linden2K September 10, 2021

Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.

I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.

by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022

Cropdusting

The process of letting your feces crust in your anus for 7 whole days then clenching your butt cheeks and jumping up and down so the crust falls out.

I couldn't Be bothered wiping I'm going to crust and then do some Cropdusting In 7 days.

by TruhtMaker April 2, 2024

crapdusted

The power move beyond being cropdusted as cropdusting is simply a fart released proudly within a crowd, with the ideal target of one’s ass being nose level of one’s cropdusting targets. Crapdusting is the act of parading one’s badonkadonk ant said target after having shat oneself.

Barney: dude, Paige just cropdusted me at family dinner. Wait! It started over one minute ago and the stank remains in the air. I think I got crapdusted. Either Paige is a pro-pilot of the cropduster, or I just got crapdusted

by the comand'r January 7, 2026

Cuban Cropdust

While snorting cocaine off someone’s asshole they fart and blow it all over your face.

I was hanging out with Tiffany last night and she gave me a Cuban cropdust!

by Boogboi December 2, 2022

TouchTunes Cropdust

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit

Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"

by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023