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Candy Crowley

The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.
Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.
by psara May 6, 2013
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Sergeant Crowley

1. A lying ass police officer.

2. Any man of authority who seriously violates the constitutional rights of another human being and gets away with it scott free.
That pervert actor over there just flashed me, but the director didn't do anything about it -- he's such a Sergeant Crowley.
by EManII August 2, 2009
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Coble

The surname of any male who is not only independent and strong, but also plagued with fouls odors that emit from the rectal area periodically. Has occasional bouts of conscience, but only when sober. Has no qualms about admitting to things that make others blush, and by doing so, makes all those around him think he's either cool, or utterly insane and in need of institution. Can also be an extremely gentle creature, but one cannot say so, or bouts of brash behavior ensue. Also lacking in modesty, thinks he is the most gorgeous, charming creature to walk the Earth. Thinks he can dance.
That Coble is a real pig, but I hear he's great in the sack and very giving. We'll see about that. Let's ask him.
by April Ann February 2, 2004
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coblet

Word used in downtown Surrey to describe a gangster
"Watch out for that coblet, mate - he'll f**k you up."
by Eddy B February 9, 2004
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crowley eusford

Crowley Eusford is the seventh ( thirteenth ) progenitor from the anime series or the manga Owari no seraph, also called Seraph of the End. He is in the fraction of Ferid Bathory. He is a vampire and still alive. His hair is red and black and he’s very tall. In his human life, he was a former crusader.
Who’s that red-haired vampire over there?
Oh, this? This is Crowley Eusford!
by Dark Warrior August 18, 2019
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Double Peach Cobler

Is when a man places a strap-on dildo backwards allowing him to give pleasure to two women with a sew saw motion.
Last night Jim preformed a Double Peach Cobler on Jen and Tiffany.
by xgizmoxgh December 21, 2010
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Cobler

A rare yet comedic term for a mans "junk" (Penis and testicles)
You better wear a cup or you might get kicked in the Cobler
by Adam Rage April 27, 2004
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