Crimp

The term is used for low stanced gaits in quadrobics, when the athlete’s elbows or knees touch the ground.

Crimps are common in gaits such as crouches.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Crimp

A crimp is a difficult person who just won't go away. Meddling and irritating, they always have some dumb thing to add to someone else's conversation. They'll bring an unannounced friend to your lunch date or ask inappropriate questions like “So how much did you pay for that?”, “Did you get fired or did you quit?”, or “Who were you texting just now?”

"He is such a crimp. I wish he'd just stay out of this"
"Tell that crimp to mind her own business"
"I can't ever have a private conversation with that crimp hanging around."

by Fluffy McDuffy January 13, 2026

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

feeling that sweet crimp

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

by Kuntphlap March 4, 2024

Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp

A Pimped-out Monkey with a Fly ride and sick bling bling that lives in the Jungles of Laz Vegas and gets many monkey chicks every night

I saw Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp and some monkey girl out in a limo last night.

by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

by papaboy March 1, 2013

CHIMP OUT

An aggressive and violent outburst by a black person, such as tantrums of chimpanzees or baboons straight out of National Geographic's nature shows.

O.J. really did chimp out with Nicole by slashing her throat.

by O. W. Tongueincheek February 13, 2023