Susie Creamcheese

a girl you use for sex

Hey do you mind bailing man? I gotta Susie Creamcheese coming over and I don't need you cramping my style.

by Siki Saka November 2, 2008

alabama crabcake

when eating the STD known as crabs from another person's pubic hair.

John decided that, for dessert, he'd have himself some Alabama crabcake.

by Ifixlexus November 9, 2007

Creamcheese

The rancid puss substance that is squeezed out or lanced from boils, cysts or pimples.

The physician lanced a boil on my back and so much creamcheese oozed out.

by Zubra May 19, 2018

Creamsaver

To perverts, something really nasty, which someone else already defined.

To the rest of us, it's an actual candy, a type of lifesaver that had the fruit mixed with creamy flavor. Now it's off the shelves but it was delicious while it lasted.

lifesaver candy

"Hey mom can we buy some creamsavers at Walmart?

outdated mom walmart

by jasmineagrabah November 24, 2011

strawberry creamsaver

When a girl is going down on you, pull out, come on her face and then punch her in the nose... smear the blood and seman together.

I gave her the strawberry creamsaver

by B-Stange April 14, 2003

cream cake

An insult used largely in China. In chinese it's said "Na You Dan Gao", meaning Cream Cake.

Wang Lee-Hom is a fucking Cream Cake!

by Abdivader September 9, 2007

extreme dutch oven crabcake

Before intercoarse, gather a collection of crab infested pubes. During intercoarse, both people soil themselves then go under the blanket, with pubes in hand, blowing them in each other's faces.

Dude my girl agreed to an extreme dutch oven crabcake last night

by AnalDestruction98 April 7, 2016