Crapsturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

crapster

1.) An object or product made with shoddy and/or crude components.
2.) Characterized by faulty or inferior thinking.
3.) Used as an adjective to describe someone or something as overall inferior or wretched.

"John has a crapster computer in his basement that he built using spare parts from a pawn shop."

"You're using completely crapster logic in coming to that conclusion."

by triumvir April 19, 2006

crapspace

A slag word for myspace created to explain how crappy myspace runs all the time becuase myspace tom is a communist

what the hell crapspace has been lagging for the past 10 minutes all i wanted to do was post a bulletin

by All-American-Badass July 4, 2008

Period cramps

Mother nature being a bitch.
Pain mother nature I flicts on females for fun.

These period cramps are killing me!

by Eatingahotpocketrn June 14, 2018

crapsterpiece

A work of art that goes so far beyond bad, it is not redeemable even through the power of ridicule.

Mariah Carey's film debut, "Glitter," was a monumental crapsterpiece.

by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005

sir craps a lot

One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.

Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?

Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.

by Sir craps a little October 11, 2008

Crass

The most politically influential band of the first wave of punk rock bands, as the second wave began, they stopped playing since they promised themselfs to stop in 1984. Crass was against government, organized religion, and all that good stuff, they pointed out problems in the punk scene itself, with their song Punk is Dead. Their most remembered song today is probably Banned From the Roxy

Without crass, anarchy wouldnt be a popular movent today, and you couldnt buy anarchy wristbands from the counter-revolutionaries (hot topic) while paying tax for them, which is the biggest condradiction of brainless mtv generation kids wearing the anarchy symbol, which most of them think means chaos and disorder, the misconception started by counter-revolutionaries themselfs, to make people sub-conciously believe that anarchy will result in chaos, and not work.

by Paul October 9, 2004