When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.
by James Livitski December 21, 2007
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Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.
Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.
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A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.
The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
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Get the carpet matches the drapes mug.When you are in a public place and have to take a shit really bad, but the toilet has piss all over it. So you have to bend over the toilet with out touching it, as if you were hovering over it on a flying carpet.
I was at the stadium watching the Chargers and had to take a shit, so I had to perform the flying carpet.
by Travis Mo Dogg February 21, 2009
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Get the Crapitalize mug."White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.
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