Cock Crammer

A person (male or female) who enjoys shoving a penis into a tight space, and cramming it.

I was having a good night with sally, turns out She's a Cock Crammer.

by Cock Crammer November 13, 2022

Chammered

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk

Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.

by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010

Clammock

A woman's undergarment - providing support for the badly-packed kebab. The clammock can come in a plethora of sizes and couture from the smallest skimpiest examples to proper belly-huggers. The clammock is best revealed in it's splendour when viewed from behind a woman flourishing the bootay.

Did you manage to get her keks off?

Indeed my friend,She was wearing a very tight clammock, revealing the magnificence of her not inconsiderable pudenda.

by Von _Hinton January 23, 2011

Cammy J

An act of not replying to messages on purpose, even though the message has been acknowledged. This is based off the human Cameron Jackson, who will frequently commit this act, thus the title 'Cammy J'.

"Hey man should we get Jack to come over?"
"I already messaged him, he's seen it so hes probably Cammy J'ing."

by Melonfuck October 10, 2013

cram the ham

Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas

Damn! I had no idea that David knew how to cram the ham that good, he made my pussy quiver

by Nooby Nectarine August 28, 2019

Insta-Cram

Exceeding the socially acceptable amount of posted Instagram images.

"Sorry about the Insta-cram, but you need to see all 38 angles of my baby licking a balloon"

by confuzzled7 December 14, 2014

Crabman

Awesome stunt, where a good looking male walks with his arms tangled around his legs he such way that he looks like a crab.

OMG! I can't believe Mike is doing the Crabman again!

by Crabman Fan October 7, 2010