California Beef-Cake Ritual

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

cake

Another word meaning ass or butt

Damn!! Look at the cake on that girl!

by HunnyBunnn11 July 2, 2015

Caked up

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good

“Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”

by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018

Cake tray

Related to the Muffin top but extra. Wobbly bits that wobble, especially over jeans. Eurgh!

" Buy some jeans that fit you, your wobbly cake tray looks minging " " I have cake tray syndrome, i can get away with it " " Sap "

by Lauryn.Sparkles February 12, 2010

Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010

canada cake

A mixture of crown royal maple, quaker oats, and maple syrup seen on china,IL

Dude: lets go buy a bottle and get trashed

Dude2: fuck that im making canada cake

Dude: oh yeaa i forgot how much better canada cakes tastes

by Rifle.jeepmadness November 4, 2013

get cake

A phrase used to represent earning money. "Let's get this money" becomes "Let's get this cake".

A popular example comes in the form of Lil Peep's face tattoo "get cake, die young".

by jewish nibba October 9, 2018