crabs

Disgusting pubic infestation after shagging something who already has it, or in a very rare case, having your first ham-shank.(Like my pal Allan B)

Makes you walk like John Wayne with a poker up his arse

Oh, not crabs! I knew this masturbation thing was the devil's work

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

crabbing

When a crab decides to inflict itself (perhaps, it's aura) upon someone. To crab them up.

I'm crabbing you up, man!

by Patrick Mescall February 17, 2003

crab

243 4 life ATL still livin....5 popin 6 droppin all day every day.. fucking crips
respect
all
blood
....sooo respect all us bloods crab ass niggas

wud up crap wut up wit that bitch ass blue

by Light^Red atl243 April 19, 2005

crabbing

Profusely talking out of your arse. Exaggeraterating ability and knowledge of any subject. "Giving it all that".
Stems from the joke "A crab walks into a bar...."

Don't let me on the stella boys - coz the last time i was on it i absolutely battered this lad....
I could have played Division 1 football.
These are prime examples of "Crabbing It"

by Will January 16, 2005

Crab

A mother who nags non-stop about everything.
i.e. Emilce De Girolami

My mum is a crab

by Crab's daughter June 19, 2010

Crab

Species

Crabius Hater-aid-ius

A species best know for the ability to pull town another when they see poisitive actions going on without them. The Crab is in of itself a credible individual capable of doing great things ,but through the use of an over inflated ego causes division.
The Crabius Hater-aid-ius

Tavis " The King Crab " Smiley

by G from the A February 24, 2008

crab

verb. relating to chinese buffets, when one consumes large quantities of food (often seafood) and then proceeds to throw up back into the buffet car.

"if you eat that king prawn fried rice, i bet you'll crab"
"mate you better not crab, that would be properly sick."

by buffetmaster March 1, 2009