by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022
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A song by Cupcakke or an emergency procedure that can help save a person's life if their breathing or heart stops. When a person's heart stops beating, they are in cardiac arrest. During cardiac arrest, the heart cannot pump blood to the rest of the body, including the brain and lungs.
Guy 1: Hey man I just watched someone preform CPR on my mum!!! It was really scary.
Guy 2: Isn't that a song?
Guy 2: Isn't that a song?
by maceymeow January 15, 2022
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The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
Get the CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection mug.songs you can do cpr to. some include:two trucks misery cpr girls just wanna have fun stayin alive imperial march
timmy:*passes out*
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf
jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea
jimmy:*puts on two trucks*
timmy:*resurrects* wtf
jimmy:that's one of our cpr songs
timmy:oh yea
by raybeez April 22, 2022
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