Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004

Country Dick

The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'

Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.

Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"

Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.

Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.

by Jack Herrer November 8, 2018

Country club pour

The generous pour of wine or spirit that you expect an exclusive club would give members. It can also occur when you're nice and polite, and your friendly waiter/waitress tips the bottle a couple seconds longer. Everyone gets tips-y.

I should have ordered the sancerre Frazier - that's a country club pour

by Cornellian2014 May 8, 2020

Country Roads

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Bill Danoff / John Denver / Taffy Nivert Danoff
Take Me Home, Country Roads lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Reservoir Media Management Inc

Guy 1: hey have you heard of the country roads.

Guy 2: *starts singing*

by MinecraftPro69 June 18, 2020

Country Dumb

1. A smart person, usually from a rural area, the south or small town; who deliberately speaks or behaves in a manner that indicates a lack of understanding of the modern world and uses this false impression to gain advantage of urban or cosmopolitan people, i.e. asking for favors, borrowing money, borrowing cars, or even moving in (rent free of course).

2. Person who uses a false impression of naiveté to prevent being taken advantage of by "City Slickers"

1. That Country Dumb girlfriend of his said, "Oh this insurance stuff is all so expensive and complicated! Can ya'll borrow me the five hundred dollar down payment, so's I can get my teeth fixed".

2. Quoted from the movie "Ray"

Ahmet Ertegun: You could have fooled me.
Ray Charles: Well, I gotta keep my eye on you city boys. Back home they call it Country Dumb.

by PoliTech October 1, 2007

Country boy

A guy from usually the Midwest or southeast. Wears cowboy boots, wore out baseball hat, blue jeans, and a t shirt. Has pride in his country and those who defend it. Respects his family and others in the community. Usually drives a 4x4 truck, generally a chevy, ford, or dodge. Usually not racist, but will crack a racist joke around his friends. Not to be confused with a hick or redneck, eventhough he can be considered them occasionally. Isn't afraid of getting his hands dirty when he is needed to work and also not afraid to defend his country at any given time. Laid back and relaxed but can get aggressive when someone offends his family, friends, beliefs, or girlfriend. He won't back down from a fight, but won't just go out and start one for no reason. He is usually respected by his community as being a hardworking and generous person. Not afraid to give the shirt off his back for anyone in need

Country boy's love God, family, and his country

by Willis82 July 21, 2014

Country Drunk

1. A type of inebriation characterized by the low cost beverages, propensity for vocal outbursts and the mildly violent pandamonium that occurs.
2. Grabbing a case of "High Life", hopping in the bed of your buddies pick-up truck and hitting up "roadhouses". (This can also be translated in Louisiana as "Gon fuck up" often to the themesong from The Jeffersons.)

"Let's hit up the tractor pull and then go get good and country drunk."

by Tony Tompkins July 27, 2007