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Coronaonanist

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.
Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020
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Coronamercial

Any one of the endless stream of commercials put out by companies during the coronavirus pandemic – to show that they are still relevant and how they are going above and beyond to take care of their customers and employees. Typically featuring reluctant CEOs who don’t feel comfortable on camera, these spots can be for anything from fast food restaurants, car companies, hemorrhoid cream makers, beer distributors, etc. We get it – you’re still there, and you don’t want us to forget about you while we’re cowering in our homes in fear.
All I’ve watched on TV over the last month are 20-year-old football games, Brady Bunch reruns and coronamercials.
by MattersOfManners April 17, 2020
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coronacampus

A virtual “campus” that is a remote, online one, springing up during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I’m headed off to the coronacampus to meet with my college buds!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
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Coronadance

The wild and crazy dance moves we make in private, a repercussion of being socially distanced from all of our loved ones.
I got my Coronadance down and it’s funky, sexy shit, for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020
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Coronamania

A hyperactive state of mind and mood, widespread and shared, a direct result of the social isolation spawned by COVID-19.
I am definitely not alone in my Coronamania, now common in this Pandemic Life!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020
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Corona comforts

All of the things that we crave and feel that we need, augmented by our sense of isolation, during Pandemic Life.
My Corona comforts consist of a new ritual when I get home from work; I snuggle into my fake fur blankie while devouring a pint of vanilla bean ice cream smothered in melted chocolate, without watching the news, and then I climb into a hot bath prior to some torrid and delicious comfort sex with my sweetheart!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020
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cuauhtemock corollary

a rule meant to prevent the unnecessary wastes of time waiting on another person who is woefully and unrepentantly inconsiderate
The cuauhtemock corollary is as follows: If two parties agree to meet at a certain time and one party does not show up, the aggrieved party shall wait no longer than 15 minutes. After 15 minutes with no form of communication from the late party it will be assumed said party is deceased and the aggrieved will be free to leave said meeting place and carry on with their day.
by Dodio_1 May 4, 2010
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