Cooching

The act of engaging in promiscuous/slut-like behavior, primarily on the weekends.

She was out cooching aroung all night at that frat party.

by Roddulus September 14, 2007

Catching snowflakes

When you bust a nut on the ceiling and your partner catches it with their tounge.

Last night my girlfriend was catching snowflakes.

by Bit T May 31, 2016

The Clothing Theory

The theory in which you can save space in a bed by removing ones clothes. Making a bed seem bigger, so you and a girl can comfortably engage in sexual acts, by removing articles of clothing.

Slaying mad hoes is made easier by use of The Clothing Theory

by fratstar 24 August 30, 2010

backseat coaching

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.

(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.

by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011

Scissor-Catching

A sex position where two females are scissoring and a man is fingering each anus.

Dude, I totally saw Jane and Rachel scissor-catching with Tyrone last night. It was so hot!

by proscissorer October 14, 2017

Cotchin

A ‘Verb’ used to describe the act of ‘hanging out’ in a causal manner.

You wanna like… cotch at mine or yours?
(Would you prefer to casually relax at my place or yours?)

Na man is like better at yours init.
(I would prefer yours good friend)

by Jorden January 1, 2005

Clutching My Pearls

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle

When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!

by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008