Coot Poot

Queef; A vaginal fart randomly or when the male is applying penetration during sexual intercourse.

Girl: *Queefs*
Boy: Did you just do that?
Girl: Yes, im sorry.
Boy: Haha you just had a coot poot!

by Jon Rog April 1, 2011

coot-noot

a pussy, vagina, women’s female parts, also a close female friend, bitch, main woman

aye you my coot-noot.
he used you for your coot-noot?

by pussy, bitch December 18, 2018

coot suit

Panties or other garments covering the female goods.

I got a nice upskirt shot of your girlfriend's coot suit last night.

by ABBC Old Ballz September 27, 2006

coot rot

When a girl has an STD, doesn't clean, or is just ugly as hell.

Damn, that nappy girl got the fuckin coot rot!
For real!

by the green lantern5 April 29, 2008

Coot Box

The vagina. More specifically, the vagina of any significant female in your life, i.e. your mom, sister, girlfriend etc..

"Your moms coot box is dusty."

by Gods Balls February 3, 2010

Coot Juice

The highly debated, delectable secretion of the cooterus maximus, otherwise known as the Vajayjay, or Vag Palace. Coot Juice can be described as an invisible colored liquid that smells pleasant and has the consistency of Slimer from Ghostbusters. Coot Juice is responsible for lubricated sex and therefore is the source of all goodness and happiness throughout the world. It is known to be a high demand product, harvested from organic and inorganic Coots, that is marketed and distributed to dry, sandy Coots world wide. Coot juice comes in a variety of flavors ranging from watermelon to roses to anchovies. The uses of Coot Juice include curing AIDS, cancer, and minor aches and sprains.

"Man, did you get any Coot Juice last night?"

"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N COOT JUICE! I'M RICH BIATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

by The Penis Fencer October 3, 2007

coot gratings

noun <kewt gray-tings> The residue left after a Cooter Grater scrubs her coot against tree bark or some other foreign object thus creating a flurry of coot gratings.

I saw a big nasty Cooter Grater and she left her coot gratings all over the place. It was like a freaking snow globe!

by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009