coonami

A wave made up of coons that signals impending theft and destruction.

"Mate, are you trying to crease me? Mate? I'm creased mate, stop creasing yourself. Crease yourself before you crease crease crease creasity crease. Crease."

"I'd best keep my bike locked up safely, that coonami may hit any minute now."

by pissbag December 28, 2007

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Fourth point of contact

Airborne military term for your ass. The five points of contact for landing after a parachute jump are (in order), 1. balls of feet, 2. heels of feet, 3. thighs, 4. ass, and 5. shoulder blades.

Term usually used to describe one who needs to pull their heads out of their ass.

"Ssg. Harston hasn't put my leave request in yet."
"Well, he better pull his head out of his fourth point of contact and get cracking on that!"

by TheGlorious1 January 1, 2010

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eye contact uncertainty

what happens when you are not sure if someone is making, or is trying to make eye contact with you. generally occurs in crowded places over a distance.

is that hot guy way over there smiling at me? i am plagued with eye contact uncertainty.. D:

by Corvis. April 15, 2008

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containment

A naturally well packed vulva, whereupon no part of the labia (majora or minora), clitoris, or vestibule of the vagina can be seen.

Guy #1 at strip club: "Dude! Check out that hot single mom working the brass pole! She is so hot and what spectacular containment!"
Guy #2 at strip club (me): "Yeah, she is hot, but I prefer a nice set of ham or roast beef meat curtains."

by Vore September 23, 2005

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contact depression

talking or being around some one so depressed you your self get depressed

melanie: im so depressed from life, it's just pointless to go on i can't stand it.

everyone within 5 feet of her : THANKS FOR GIVING US A CONTACT DEPRESSION NOW WE NEED TO GO FIND SUMTHING TO CHEER US UP

by Vash Maverick April 26, 2010

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