Coom

A slang term meaning sick, unwell, or physically off. Used to describe someone who feels ill, weak, nauseous, or run-down, whether from an actual sickness, exhaustion, or just feeling terrible in general. It’s casual, blunt, and usually said in everyday conversation—not medical, just vibes. Context matters, but in this usage, "coom" strictly means someone is not feeling well.

"Mason has coom. I don't think he will be here tomorrow."

by John Queed December 12, 2025

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Coom Baiter

Jleeh

She has a revealing outfit in her profile picture. What a coom baiter.

by JleehIsACoomBaiter June 25, 2020

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coom

to brush against gently

The duster coomed the counter

by anonymous December 11, 2023

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coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.

Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me

by maikatura August 28, 2022

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i just coomed in your ass little ladd now go get me a cup of tea.
british^
Æ skal prute dæ langt in ræv hullet så det kommer ut munnen.
Nataniel^

just made a coom cake for your mom :)

by familydead?L October 3, 2022

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Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.

Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.

by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024

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