smurf cooler

A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.

"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

by Jezebel72 August 27, 2013

Cooler Pirate

noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)

"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"

by J_Hawk08 December 9, 2007

Cooler Burn

-Like freezer burn but beer! When you don't clean out your cooler from the night before, and all the beer cans lost their paint around the rim from rolling around a hot cooler all day, beer is normally skunked
-Typically given to people whom you don't like or are intoxicated to tell the difference

-Hey guy, I got some left over beers from the other night, want one?
-Na I seen they all have cooler burn! Let's give it to those guys!

by socha July 25, 2016

cooler crew

ˈko͞olərkro͞o

NOUN

1. A group of people who work closely together to search and hunt for the St. Paul Minnesota Pioneer Press Treasure Medallion. Sounded by controversy for decades, this group or crew is known for its continued success, questionable operation, and links to cheating.

"I know where the Medallion is, I am with the Cooler Crew."

by CoolerCrewLady January 30, 2018

gacha cooler

99.999% of the gacha community.
they strongly dislike gacha heaters

person one: I'm a gacha cooler
person 2: *runs 100 miles away because they are gacha heaters and don't want holy water sprayed on them*

by black rose gacha July 16, 2021

Soup coolers

A descriptive term used to described and overly eager person to hit a pipe regardless of it's content.

Look at Tyrone and his soup coolers! He's making love to that thing!

by LauraKroft January 23, 2020

Nigger Cooler

Using a fan to cool your alcoholic beverage, when you are too much of a ghetto-ass nigger to afford a real cooler.

Dude, my nigger cooler only keeps my beverage moderately cold.

by Niggabomb March 1, 2010