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Confidence Poo

A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.
a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"
by qwerty29 March 12, 2014
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convenience Christian

A person who claims the highest moral and ethical expectations of others, due specifically to their “strong Christian values”, while supporting people/political parties who commit sexual/humanitarian/financial/ethical crimes.

Extremely quick to judge others, while expecting to never be judged themselves, they are often living in direct conflict with the religious beliefs they claim to have.

Regularly able apply religious beliefs in whatever way most conveniently fits their argument, hiding behind their religion as needed.
No matter how disgusting or immoral the Republicans behave, convenience Christians can always justify or ignore their actions, mostly due to their shared common hatred of Liberals, minorities, immigrants and the LGBTQ community.
by tibbidoe March 10, 2019
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text confidence

When someone has got no self confidence in the real world but when behind a screen they become confident through text.
oh look theres faizon, he hardly says anything to me except when hes on msn or facebook,
think he suffers from text confidence
by mezalong February 16, 2009
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confidence

Seperates the men from the boys.
Man, you can tell that guy has confidence. He does what he wants, when he wants to, and he doesn't put up with shit from nobody!
by Tacobake January 5, 2009
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hair confidence

Higher self-esteem brought on by a stylish new hair cut
Robert has an increased level of hair confidence following JD's hair artistry.
by Megz Dare February 15, 2008
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bush confidence

The upkeeping and love of your bush (vagina). This includes grooming/shaving of your kitty (again, vagina)and being good to it (when was the last time you got some?) The idea here is that love and attention = a confident, pretty, healthy vagina! Yay. Term popularized by lesbian rights and feminist sexual liberation movements.
If you want to get some, first you need some bush confidence.
by betty reckless February 1, 2005
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conscience

One's moral sense of what is right or wrong, and especially how it affects one's behavior. One's moral compass.
However much that I wanted to vegetate and indulge myself while the cleaners cleaned my house, my conscience tugged at my mind, telling me to keep busy and see if they needed anything.

A small minority of people are born without a conscience and a similar number of people never develop one. Psychopaths are those born without a conscience and most sociopaths are not given a chance to develop theirs. And hence they are not bothered or remorseful about their antisocial behavior.
by Lorelili July 28, 2011
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