Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010
Get the Touchdown Constipation mug.An antonym of writer's block. This phrase means having to many ideas in you mind, that you are not able to get them out in a orginsized and creative fasion.
I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.
by EmeraldFire April 3, 2008
Get the writer's constipation mug.Verb. Another term for stuttering.
When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
by HandFlapper403 November 4, 2010
Get the Vocal Constipation mug.When an organization cannot get anything accomplished in a reasonable amount of time; A lack of quick turn around.
When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.
When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.
Organizational Constipation = Government
by Xam Steele March 23, 2011
Get the Organizational Constipation mug.When you have absolutely no motivation to do homework for an extended period of time, and all the assignments are due on the same day. This causes the workload to pile up, and you end up having to slowly crank out each assignment one-by-one the day/night before it's all due.
"I have two calculus assignments, a 10-page paper, a chemistry assignment, and a biology lab report due on Wednesday. It's Monday night and I haven't even started."
"Wow. Sounds like you have a case of homework constipation."
"Wow. Sounds like you have a case of homework constipation."
by metalhead13095 May 3, 2014
Get the homework constipation mug.When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).
Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"
by LiamMorgan4MVP March 2, 2015
Get the Tit-Constipation mug.When you’ve worked in a retail job for so long, you’ve learned to hold back any bodily excretions that hit you mid-shift, even if you are slowly dying behind the register needing a bathroom break. Usually developed in a medium to fast paced job that demands full attention to the task at hand or in a single staffed establishment where the employee cannot leave with customers in the store alone.
After working in a shoe retail store for 5 years, I’ve developed retail constipation. Now I hardly take bathroom breaks anymore.
by Tatar Boss June 5, 2018
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