conquest

either noun or verb, depending on which way is west and whether the sun shines above or below

a person who one wishes to become much closer to, often a long-term goal; one that another wishes to date, but that the one that we formerly referred to as "another" does not see as quite in reach at or for the time being; the act of going after such a person.

kevin: she's so pretty, and interesting.
lindsay: conquest her!

by l in dai sy April 5, 2009

confested

two words- that vibe of congested + infested

my room was always “confested” with my annoying ass roommate

by lexyjazz!2 July 12, 2020

conquistadorgt

conquistadorgt is a gay guy who enjoys playing an old ass game called GTA V and his hobbies include eating curry, driving a yellow cab and swallowing cum. He plays GTA each day and is currently working on a gay sex mod where every single character in the game is James Charles so he can go bum him in his yellow cab whilst listening to LilNasX Montero(Gay remix) and eating the finest hot spicy curry from India. He studied for his Bachelor of science in gay sex during the years 2004-2022 and his notable awards include the gay sex awards of 2022, he is currently obtaining his PhD in gay sex at Mumbai university where he lives with 10 of his boyfriends in the same dorm in which they have gay sex all day

Damn who’s that gayboy in a yellow cab?

Oh shiiit it’s conquistadorgt

Damn he really is gay af

by MicrowaveCurry September 1, 2022

internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.

Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.

by Adrohn February 28, 2012

Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016

World conquest staff

The World conquest staff of the popular roblox game "World conquest" is either full of the most chad people to ever live, like: Phoenix, Marqet, Travel Zap, Tsarvich, Saul, Veronica, sergeant and may others
Or the most virgin mother fuckers in the entire planet like: Harvestann Melvinism Liliez

(nooruallah its in his own category)

Person 1: Man i hate the world conquest staff
Person 2: I love it

by The gym bro May 2, 2023

Conquistador

When you're sitting in your office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your asscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight on your body and sitting upright in a chair.

Dan: Wow Logan! That was a discusting noise. Did you just shit your pants?
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.

Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.

by RamZer0 June 2, 2011