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Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.
Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"
by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013
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Usually used in text to tell someone they're going to kill their selves. Because Juice WRLD is dead, that means she's going to heaven.
"Hi girl" she sent to her friend. "I'm going to a Juice WRLD concert, just wanted to say bye. 💕"
by getschnapped August 5, 2020
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Conker: Live and Reloaded

The upcoming title by Rareware. The creators from Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker: Live and Reloaded the remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day from the Nintendo 64. With re-vamped graphics, sounds, music, AI, and of course Xbox Live Gameplay. Exclusively to the Microsoft Xbox
Jim: "Want to go play Solitaire?"
Bob: "Hell no! I'd rather go play Conker: Live and Reloaded on Xbox Live!"
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