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Arm condom

Bag used to cover a cast
Kevin used an arm condom so that he could shower after he broke his wrist
by Kevisneedsanrx April 4, 2017
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New Concord French Swirl

After a nice dinner at local favorite, Dairy Duchess located in beautiful New Concord, Ohio, The woman begins to give the male a blowjob until he ejaculates in her mouth (she can’t swallow). The male then lies down and the female shits in his mouth (he can’t swallow). After that, with their mouths full of the other’s fluids, they French kiss and make a New Concord French Swirl.
Patty and I got fucked up last night and made a New Concord French Swirl. Then we puked all over each other.
by SmellMyFingerrrrr June 27, 2019
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Crispy Concords

An extremely hot sigma male that streams and does YouTube.
Dude he's such a Crispy Concords.
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condom

A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
by anon June 26, 2004
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Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.
I've got a condom on a stick!!!!
by RJ August 1, 2004
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Condom Nazi

Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.
So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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A Ghetto Condom

Someone who is too cheap to use a real condom and ends wraping up their "Package" up in some seran wrap
Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is pregnat
by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 9, 2008
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