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confused.com

A state of being completely dumbfounded where all sense of logic escapes you. To further emphasise this utopian state, you must be sound like a complete twat on television marketing scheme.
Frank: What is this thing called Women? Does it come on XBox 360?

Bob: No Frank, you tit!

Frank: I'm confused.com... and a complete prick to boot.

Director: CUT!

Frank: Right, where's my 20 pence?
by S_M_A January 23, 2009
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Confused

A highly offensive term for bisexual people. It's just as offensive as calling a homosexual the "F-A word"
Jerk: "That guy is making out with another guy, he's under 18 so he must be confused"
by Tahoejunkie May 3, 2008
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Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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confussed

1. A simultaneous feeling of confusion and fussiness.
2. Confusion or a lack of understanding regarding a subject that causes fussiness.
When we have a lot to do on the weekend or in the evening, my girlfriend often gets confussed.
by gabef September 15, 2007
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Confused Matthew

One incredibly pretentious and untalented film reviewer that keeps making boring videos only to complain about movies that he don´t like but other people enjoyed. His videos are incredibly boring and tedious, and all of them are a complete waste of time. Just like Urban Dictionary.
Man, I rather rub my eyes with onions rather than watch any of those shitty videos made by Confused Matthew.
by amaurysvp01 January 10, 2011
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Dazed and Confused

1.) A really funny movie about teenagers on the last day of school in the 70's.

2.) An amazing Led Zeppelin song.
Dazed and Confused the movie was written and directed by Richard Linklater. The song is by Led Zeppelin.
by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006
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confusedness

verb. the act or state of being confused.

1. being confused

2. having confusion
damn! i dunno what you're talking about! i'm drowning in confusedness!
by KISSARRAH August 16, 2009
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