Confuctuated

When you are so fucking confused words don't cut it anymore

" He was so confuctuated when he saw his wife cheating on him only to then find out the man was his son"

by Nokus Pocus January 4, 2023

confusins

someone who’s not fully intellectually there and gets confusins sometimes.

he’s confusins

by yousmelledlikebologna January 12, 2023

Confuckulate

baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. To express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.

I was so confuckulated by her imba mathematic skills...

by TiffalovesStrife December 16, 2008

confulish

confulish:
Confused and foolish at the same time.

Confulish:
Being used in a sentence.

Walked into the wrong classroom thinking it was nude sculpting. instead, it was a chemistry class.

by Smart - One April 21, 2016

Confuckulations

:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up

Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!

by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017

Confucion

To confuse someone with the aid of fucking.

Shelly was left in a state of confucion after bob had pulled his cock out of her ear

by SathiroN January 24, 2006

confusious

a. Not to be confused with Confuscius.
b. A horrendously confused individual.

Black Guy 1: I want to get hoops in my ears.
Black Guy 2: That's that white boy shit.
Black Guy 1: Nigga you confusious as hell.

by gnerd1 November 2, 2011