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Confetti Cannon

The act of a male ejaculating onto a females face and then immediately after, popping a confetti cannon in her face. The act is similar to covering someone in tar and then dumping feathers on them
David: Hey man, did you hang out with that girl from tinder last night?

Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!
by TwiggyBP January 10, 2019
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Birkenhead Confetti

Dirt, gravel, Pebbles, Stones, Bricks. Any stone type object able to be thrown by youths found in rough regions or cities.
"Hey! What happened to your car?"

It got a bit of Birkenhead Confetti when I was touring..."
by SilentMyth August 15, 2012
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Yeti Confetti

The act of trimming the tips of one's pubic hairs before sprinkling them on another.
Sam placed himself over his partner with his full baggy of pube tips, ready for a covering of yeti confetti.
by pottack June 15, 2019
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confetti party

confetti party is when a guy blows his load and shoots it all over the place.
the walls looked like a jackson pollock after the confetti party.
by nicott May 6, 2015
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Irish Confetti

When you cum in a potato and microwave it until soft. You then throw it at your spouse
Bitches be complaining about the potato famine so I hit her with the Irish Confetti.
by Shesprettyify January 19, 2022
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The Confetti shower

When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.
by Le SaigneurDesAnus September 26, 2020
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Playboy Confetti

The incredible amount of self advertisement/promotional fliers that fall out of a Playboy magazine after initial opening.
Man A: "Dude! Just got my new Playboy!"
Man B: "Nice! Why did all of those papers just come flying out??"

Man A: "Oh, that's nothing, just Playboy Confetti."
by SeymourVS June 25, 2010
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