A popular Discord bot that allows users to hide behind anonymity and share their darkest secrets without anyone knowing who they are, unless they sell their soul and buy premium
User1: Hey have you checked out Confessions bot?
User2: No, what does it do?
User1: Allows people to make rude posts anonymously unless you buy premium!!
User2: No, what does it do?
User1: Allows people to make rude posts anonymously unless you buy premium!!
by randomubeditor June 17, 2024
Get the confessions botmug. by bigphatgorillacoochie April 28, 2020
Get the Confessions Storymug. when a character is about to confess, (usually in queerbaiting/queercoded/queer shows), but say some stupid shit instead.
guy character 1: i have to tell you something i never got to
guy character 2: what is it?
guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*
person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS
guy character 2: what is it?
guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*
person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS
by TJLCASDFBNJAUYTGBHXNJK April 29, 2024
Get the confess-baitingmug. A subconscious act when persons indirectly accuse you for something they have done. For example: a boyfriend accusing you for cheating, when in fact they are the one whose having an affair.
" Do not bother interrogating him, 'accusational-confessions' will tell on himself for where the money was spent."
by Cuntstina June 10, 2019
Get the accusational-confessionsmug. Happy Confession Day is on August 11
Confess on someone who has a birthday on August 11 for good luck
Confess on someone who has a birthday on August 11 for good luck
by VisionExpress October 5, 2021
Get the Happy Confession Daymug. by OPPSIE DAISE January 10, 2022
Get the Confessmug. Well he confessed to a pastor and then his father turned him in but that isn't "regular people" that's 1 guy who was told the truth by the guy who did it telling another guy and WHO THAT GUY TOLD... Was the police. That isn't Eric being involved in crime which is clearly what you're insinuating you want. Because Eric is the only one who is the only one who is allowed to do crime and get away with it guys! Those are the rules! But seriously, relax. The FBI shared the surveillance footage of the escape. He turned himself in to a priest basically. That's not you behind a fucking Sherlock Holmes super crime-man.
Hym "I mean, he confessed immediately is how I heard it and the police are the once who shared the footage of the guy for identification. What did regular people do? Nothing. Which is what they SHOULD do. I mean it's not like they hacked to footage our of that building and fuckin triangulate the fuckin guy's whereabouts or something, Jesus."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2025
Get the Confessedmug.