Salad and Cunilingus day(s)

Because the steak and blowjob wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best cunilingus of her life every day before March 14th.

For great Salad and Cunilingus day(s)

Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad

Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.

by Birgit208 March 14, 2013

cunnilingus neck

Inexplicable stiff neck usually perceived when waking in the morning after great sex and resulting in the need to turn ones head from the shoulders

You seem to have trouble turning your head, might you have cunnilingus neck?

by Adbase December 29, 2013

cunnilingus

Oral sex act performed on a woman's clit. It is mostly done while the woman is lying down or kneeling and the partner is going from behind or below

She told me that she would go spread eagle and I could do what I wanted

So you chose cunnilingus?

Of course!!!

by NoSirNotNow678 June 22, 2015

cannilingus

The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.

While driving 80mph down the 87 freeway, Steve deftly applied cannilingus to drain the remaining contents of his Schlitz.

by word douche August 30, 2009

Cunnilingus

When a partner licks under the clitoral hood of a vagina and hopefully causes and orgasm.

Last night I gave my girlfriend cunnilingus and she came so many times.

by Sizzleles February 8, 2021

The Condolingus Special

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.

Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.

by steezeeasy16 August 21, 2011

cunnilingusser

Someone who is l33t at orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Im such a great cunnilingusser. I used my tounge on her until she said "Ooooh yes! yes! AHHH! baby yes yes yes! ooooh ooooh ooooh OOOH! harder baby! yes! yes! YES! oooh baby! yes! YES! oh Hix! YES! oooh oooh oooh! your making me so fuckin horny! yes! oooh yes!."
she appreciated it very much.

by Hxiro October 6, 2008