Cobroquialism

A bro-infused slang word.

Mark: "Dude, are you coming to the bro-down tonight?"

Tom: "Bro-down? What a lame cobroquialism."

Mark: "I try so hard to please you."

by crimperdandikleeds September 14, 2009

controlcus

The act of controlling and focusing at the same time.

Swim Coach: Don’t forget to controlcus on your 100 free.

by rmswimmerman June 24, 2018

Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

by impotate April 16, 2011

Urban Dictionary Quality Control

Where most of the funniest definitions in UrbanDictionary can be found, albeit for short periods of time.

Urban Dictionary Quality Control is hilarious!

by ACG2x July 1, 2004

control z

To undo, take back, fix. Stems from the ctrl-z button on Windows computers that undoes the last action performed.

I failed this test! Control z that!

I just hit that old lady with my car. Control z!

by mariathepirate March 24, 2007

Controlloping

To seek untidy women, often under the influence of alcohol.

person #1-"Hey, it's been a while since we've hit the bars."
person #2-"Hell yes-I just broke up with Jenny-what do you say we go out controlloping this weekend?!"

by Fuzzbee November 22, 2011

parental controls

Software designed by parents to keep their children from discovering new things about life.

The kid could not bypass the parental controls to get what he needed.

by BounceFire December 2, 2021