Cubicle Coma

When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

by MDermy August 20, 2010

Go Compare

Probably the world's most annoying TV advert! It features a fat opera singer singing the words "Go Compare" to the tune of "Over There."

They are trying to advertise a car insurance price comparison site but I fail to see what this crap has to do with that.
It was also voted the most irritating advert of 2009 and at the rate this is going it'll probably get that title in 2010!

Singer: "Go Compare, Go Compaaaare!"
Guy watching TV: *grabs remote and hits the mute button* "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

by I H8 GoCompare April 25, 2010

comparably pedantic

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

Poop Induced Coma

When you are physically exhausted, you feel like your going to collapse from physical fatigue. Your legs hurt, your back hurts, your entire body aches. Then you go and take a massive dump and feel completely energized like you were never tired in the first place.

Victim: Dude I am so exhausted, I dont even know why!
Friend: Bro take a dump, it may be a Poop Induced Coma, Commonly known as P.I.C.
15 mins later: Victim: Bro I feel wonderful, you were right I had P.I.C.

by Preach Knowledge October 21, 2005

compartmentalised traffic window

Rush hour - this term is frequently used by members of FVS to describe rush hour traffic.

In order to implement a comprehensive traffic management programme, you must first assess the compartmentalised traffic windows.

by HNAG March 16, 2010

Coital Companion

same as a fuck buddy, but for those of us over 35.

I'm not looking for anything serious right now, but I'd love to be your coital companion.

by Brandy Lush March 6, 2010

coma theory

A fan theory that the plot of a tv show/movie/video game is actually all a dream by the main character, most likely because of a coma. Alternately all or most characters are really dead or in hell or whatever sounds edgy. The most lame and overused of all fantheories, no one particularly cares for it. This however does not stop tweens from posting their "original" fan theory on every relevant message board they know anyway.

Google the name of your favourite series + "coma theory", there's your example.

by hagueharry January 21, 2014